Mathew

Limericks There was a new teacher from hong kong who turns everything into a song the head came in and said whats that din and the intercom went ding dong

feelings I'm as happy as a cat with a botox I'm as happy as a bug in a rug I'm as lonely as a person in a hole I'm as sad as a tortoise without its shell I'm as unhappy as a person that lost its food I'm as happy as a cat I'm as sad as a tear I'm as lonely as a loner

Recipe for christmas a cup full of lollies to make christmas sweet a packet full of fairy dust to make it happy a jug full of joy to make it joyful a spoonful of love to make it lovely stir with a magic wand bake in oven for 10 minutes serve to Santa