Limericks
There was a new teacher from hong kong
who turns everything into a song
the head came in and said whats that din
and the intercom went ding dong

feelings
I'm as happy as a cat with a botox
I'm as happy as a bug in a rug
I'm as lonely as a person in a hole
I'm as sad as a tortoise without its shell
I'm as unhappy as a person that lost its food
I'm as happy as a cat
I'm as sad as a tear
I'm as lonely as a loner


Recipe for christmas
a cup full of lollies to make christmas sweet
a packet full of fairy dust to make it happy
a jug full of joy to make it joyful
a spoonful of love to make it lovely
stir with a magic wand
bake in oven for 10 minutes
serve to Santa